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  •  ** Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!

  • Troubles are like babies, the more you nurse them, the more they grow. 

  • It’s like one legged person participating in a bum-kicking competition!!!

  • It’s very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!

  • I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar!!!

  • Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

  • Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi. 

  • As innocent as freshly laid egg. 

  • Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. 

  • There, there, that’s a dead duck! 

  • All that comes from a cow is not milk. 

  • When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air:
    That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it!
     

  • The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car
    through it… !
     

  • Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches:
    When you are dining with the demon you’ve got to have a long spoon!
     

  • Don’t open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder. 

  • Beauty even when silent is eloquent. 

  • The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack. 

  • Yuvraj Singh – The pied piper of Punjab!

  • Harbhajan – The sardar from Jalandhar ! 

  • On S.Ramesh’s diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs.Sri Lanka:
    He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
     

  • He pierced it through an eye of a needle. 

  • As crisp as a cracker. 

  • New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly! 

  • My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 

  • About Chris Harris he said: He is a dibbly dobbly bowler. 

  • When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
    Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
     

  • When a loud appeal was rejected:          Big outcry, no outcome! 

  • The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit. 

  • The pitch is as dead as a dodo. 

  • Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.  

  •  A hair on the head is worth two in the comb! 

  • In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe:Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe:               …Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg 

  • In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig:In India’s last match against
    New Zealand: New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand – one falls down and the complete row will be down!
     

  • Taking the cake with a red cherry on top. 

  • For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls: He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! 

  • To Martin Crowe:The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! 

  •  As cool as a cucumber! 

  • Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair:The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs. 

  • Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi’s fighting spirit:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! 

  • When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up. 

  • If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind. 

  • Rusty brains dont squeak. 

  • Indian team without Sachin is like a Kiss without a Squeeze. 

  • You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs. 

  • One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. 

  • Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. 

  • You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 

  • The cat with gloves catches no mice. 

  • You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. 

  • Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.  

  •  ‘In the orchard of opportunity, you can’t wait for the fruit to drop 

  • We are all Adam’s children — it’s just the silk that makes all the difference! 

  • Right now he’s looking like a Cheshire cat that’s had loads of cream! 

  • Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats! 

  • He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place! 

  • There is always free cheese in a mousetrap 

  • A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 

  • Good intentions die unless utilized 

  • The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff. 

  • There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over. 

  • Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. 

  • You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust. 

  • Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

  • India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped. 

  • I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination 

  • They are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose! 

  • When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up. 

  • That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Yuvraj). 

  • I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 

  • The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman 

  • One Day Cricket is like a pyjama;every one fits into it. 

  • “If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race” 

  • “You cannot pee like a puppy when you are running with big dogs” 

  • “When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!” 

  • “Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!” 

  • The world is all about mind and matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.  

  • “it ain’t over until the fat lady sings” 

  • Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 

  • You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. 

  • Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. 

  • The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. 

  • “Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!” (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team) 

  • “They are so timid, they wouldn’t say boo to a goose!” (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order) 

  • “Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!” 

  • Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best. 

  • He’s butchering them faster than you can say ‘Chicken Tikka’! 

  • He is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab! 

  • He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket. 

  • Men die of their remedies, not illness. 

  • If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin 

  • Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers 

  • A good lather is worth half the shave. 

  • What cannot be cured has got to be endured. 

  • Its not the load that breaks you, but the way you carry it. 

  • Small leaks can sink big ships.   

  • Bad habits are like soft beds – easy to get into, difficult to get out. 

  • Small deeds are better than grandest intentions.

  • There’s no point in aiming at the target if u r loaded with blanks. 

  • The chain is as strong as its weakest link. 

  • Minds are like parachute – they dont function until they’re open. 

  • Fear multiplies faster than rabbits. 

  • Advice is like a mushroom, wrong one can turn fatal. 

  • The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimeist sees the hole.

  • Strong men and waterfalls channel their own paths. 

  • Soft heads do more harm than soft muscles. 

  • God is always on the side of the heavier battalion.