·    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.
-Albert Einstein
·    The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the
moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until
you get into the office.- Robert Frost
·    The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there
to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
·    We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don’t like?
-Jean Cocturan
·    It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
– Jerry Seinfeld
·    Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
·    Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
·    Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
·    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
·    Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
·    Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-Albert Einstein

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