Disclaimer: This article is just a pun on a mythological story. I dont intend to hurt feelings of any religion or sect.

A young second generation Indian living in abroad was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it…”

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something… . Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so….. he decided to get his wife and his bro along…. you know…so that they could all chill out together.

But Dude,the forest was reeeeal scary shit… really man…they had monkeys and devil s and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows…. so it was fine.But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed… all the gods were with him… So anyways, you don’t mess with gods.

So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys…. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys… just go along with me, ok…So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta’s ass in his own hood…. Anyways, by this time, their time’s up in the forest… and anyways… it gets kinda boring, you know…. no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home… and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home… they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice…

and they didn’t have any bars or clubs in those days… so they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and stuff … and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also…so it was pretty cool… you know with all those fireworks… And this is how it started

The mother fainted. 🙂






When we lose all hope
and think this is the end ,
God smiles from above to say,
Relax my love,

 Its just a bend !!!



I am a woman – meant to grow
spread my wings – and high i soar
free me, your shackles can’t tie me

I am a woman – bright and wise
pure and true – without disguise
bend me, but you can’t break me

I am a woman – kind and strong
I can judge right from wrong
tease me, but you can’t fool me

I am a woman – full of dreams
of life, of tech, of creative themes
try me, but you can’t stop me

I am a woman – full of love
passionate giver, peaceful dove
inspire me, so you can love me
(more and more)2

I am your woman – i am your strength
sister, daughter wife, mother or friend
Inspire me, so you can love me
(more and more)2

Precious as a jewel, yet so smart and so cool
I am the dashing and ravishing – woman !!!


Remembering my inspiration

Khushi's Whimsical discourse


Ik aas hai chanchal chitvan se
sapno ki duniya sajaane ki
dil chaahi khushi jahaan basti ho
Namumkin ko mumkin banaane ki

Mann jeeto apne vishwaas se
Nahi chalti vidhi vidhaano ki
Chhoo jaate hain woh bulandi ko
Jineh chaah ho kuch kar jaane ki

Uthte huye inn kadmon se
Haathon ki inn lakeeron ki
Badleinge hum iss kismat ko
Hai kasam humein zamaane ki

                                      — Khushi

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You are lovely, and so pretty
and full of life and pure
my lady, you are my strength
in whatever I endure !!

you are a friend, a sister
a daughter, a mother and more
you excel in all your duties
with affections from the core !!

your ambition is rolled in passion
you fly to heights and soar
your peers rejoice with you
Coz’ no one is left ashore !!

you are a shining icon
such innocent yet mature
you lead the way by practice
with charisma and grandeur !!

You are my Ravishing woman
Come join the dancing floor
Today the spotlight is yours
you are the Star for sure !!

— Khushi


Mar mar Ke toh sabhi jeetei Hain
Zinda dilli Ke do pal jee kar dekho
Jhooth Se dum ghut taa hai agar
Sach ki panaah mein aa kar dekho

Badlaav hi toh atal satya hai
Bina dare, usse apna kar dekho
Khudgarz toh kayi milte hain
Tum insaaniyat dikha kar dekho !! 



Some live each day in frustration
Live life to the fullest and see
If mistrust chokes you within
Try being honest and see

Change is the essence of life
Embrace it without fear and see
When everyone around u is selfish
Lend a helping hand and see !!


bench sunset

Milli jo Tanhai mein main – khud se
Phir mohabbat khudee se ho gayi !!

— Khushi